You Know, It's Hard To Beat Bacon

Whatever It Is You Like To Do, That's The Sexiest Part Of You.

My Career Is Inexplicable To Me. So Far I've Just Been Not Getting Fired Despite Being Myself.

Really, All Religious Teachings Can Be Boiled Down To: “just Be Cool. Don’t Be An Asshole.

With All Of The Visual Distraction Constantly Inundating Us In The Form Of Our Devices And Screens, I Really Derive A Great Deal Of Pleasure From Watching The Sun Rise And Set, Admiring Clouds As They Change Shape Across The Sky, Watching Tree Leaves And Blossoms Undulate In The Breeze....these Treats Foment An Ocular-cleansing Refreshment To My Way Of Thinking.

My Education Began In Theater School, And It Continues To This Day. I Just Continued Learning To Be A Better Performer.