Why Did God Make So Many Dumb

My Friends Have Stood By Me Marvelously In The Ups And Downs Of My Career. I Don't Believe There Is Anything More Worthwhile In Life Than Friendship. Friendship Is A Far Better Thing Than Love, As It Is Commonly Accepted.

Dessert Is Probably The Most Important Stage Of The Meal, Since It Will Be The Last Thing Your Guests Remember Before They Pass Out All Over The Table.

Prison Does Strange Things To Men. Although Its Purpose Is To Break The Free Spirit Of A Man, In Many Cases It Just Adds Fuel To The Fire That Has Never Been And Will Never Be Extinguished.

I Detest Symbolic Protest, As It Is An Outcry Of Weak, Middle-of-the-road, Liberal Eunuchs. If An Individual Feels Strongly Enough About Something To Do Something About It, Then He Shouldn't Prostitute Himself By Doing Something Symbolic. He Should Get Out And Do Something Real.

There Is Only One Purpose In Hand-to-hand Combat, And That Is To Kill. Never Face An Enemy With The Idea Of Knocking Him Out. The Chances Are Extremely Good That He Will Kill You.