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Be Grateful You’re Not In The Forest In France Where The Average Young Person Just Hasn’t A Chance To Escape From The Perilous Pants Eating Plants But Your Pants Are Safe, You’re A Fortunate Guy You Ought To Be Shouting How Lucky Am I

I Said, "i Do Not Fear Those Pants With Nobody Inside Them." I Said, And Said, And Said Those Words. I Said Them But I Lied Them.

A Life With Love Will Have Some Thorns, But A Life Without Love Will Have No Roses. To The World, You May Be One Person, But To One Person You May Be The World.

I Do Not Like Green Eggs And Ham. I Do Not Like Them, Sam-i-am.

Oh, What A Day. I Will Make It A Holiday.