Shame Is One Of The Greatest Aphrodisiacs

I Think Of Myself As A Theatre Comic Instead Of Club Comic Because I Tend To Talk For A Bit Before I Start Being Funny. I Don't Really Do The One-liners And Five Second Bits Or Whatever. But It's Good To Work Stuff Out Sometimes.

I Write All The Time, But You Just Want To Be Careful What You Put Out. That's All. You Want To Have The Confidence That You've Done What You Need To Do To It, Because Otherwise It's An Exercise In Vanity.

Look At His Face. I Bet His Cornflakes Try To Crawl Out Of The Bowl.

I Thought The Office Was Good, Though I Didn't Think Of It As A Sitcom, Just As A Very Good Programme.

I'm Delighted To Make As Many People Feel Ashamed As Possible. There's Probably A Site Like That For Everybody. I've Heard Newt Gingrich Has His Own As Well.