Pan Me, Don't Give Me The Part,

In Our Family We Don't Divorce Our Men - We Bury Them.

Do People Get Moral When They Don't Get Ahead?

The Good That Men Do Lives After Them.

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

A Lot Of People Enjoy Being Dead. But They Are Not Dead, Really. They're Just Backing Away From Life.