Paintings! They're Like Tv, But They Don't

I Thought Religion Would Make Me Live With My Head In The Clouds, But As Often As Not, It Grounds Me In This World.

I Thought Religion Would Eventually Wither Away And We'd All Be Worshiping At The Altar Of Science.

I Got A Sense Of The Amazingness Of Ordinary Life, And I Became Aware Of The Marvel That We're Around To Begin With. I Visited A Lot Of Extreme Communities, Like The Amish, Hasidic Jews, And Serpent-handlers. And I Was Proud, Because I Think I'm The First Person To Ever Out-bible-talk A Jehovah's Witness. After Four Hours, He Said, "okay, I Have To Go."

There's A Lot Of Food Restriction In The Bible, But It Does Say You're Allowed To Eat Crickets, Grasshoppers, And Locusts. I Decided To Take Advantage Of That And Eat A Cricket. It Was Chocolate-covered, And I'm Not Sure That's The Way They Were Served In Moses' Time. But This Was A Rule That Seemed Crazy On The Outside, Then Actually Turned Out To Be Pragmatic And Compassionate.

Its Sort Of My Job To Feel Good.