One Day They Might Even Say That

I Want To Be Remembered For My Football And The Pleasure I Gave People.

Even At The Height Of My Fame, 50 Per Cent Of The People Who Saw Me Wanted A Fight; It’s The Downside Of Being A Star Player.

I Never Went Out In The Morning With The Intention Of Getting Drunk. It Just Happened.

Me And A Mate Picked Up Two Darling Birds And They Took Us Back To Their Flat. I Went Into The Bedroom With My Bird And She Started Getting Undressed. I Was That Drunk I Was Standing There Wondering How To Get Undressed Without Letting Go Of The Award. I Went To Sit On The Bed, Missed It By Four Feet And Ended Up Lying On The Floor. I Remember The Bird Looking Down At Me, And Saying, ‘some Player Of The Year.’ Then I Fell Asleep. I Woke Up Still Clutching My Award And Staggered Out Of The Flat. I Hadn’t A Bloody Clue Where I Was.

I Must Be The Only Person In The World Who's Looking Forward To Going Into Hospital. I Can't Wait To Get It Over And Done With.