Nobody Wants To Kiss When They Are

It Is A Queer Thing, But Imaginary Troubles Are Harder To Bear Than Actual Ones.

Drying A Widow's Tears Is One Of The Most Dangerous Occupations Known To Man.

The Reason Husbands And Wives Do Not Understand Each Other Is Because They Belong To Different Sexes.

The Comfortable And Comforting People Are Those Who Look Upon The Bright Side Of Life; Gathering Its Roses And Sunshine And Making The Most That Happens Seem The Best.

Confession Is Always Weakness. The Grave Soul Keeps Its Own Secrets, And Takes Its Own Punishment In Silence.