Nobody Makes A Turd Like That And

Good Jobs Look A Lot Like Kids Playing And Adults Working.

Im A B-list Celebrity Trying To Give It An Honest Look. They See Me Do Actual Work. ... I Try To Be The Viewer With A Microphone.

There's Really Not A Difference Between An Octopus And, Like, A Giant Pile Of Snot.

Happiness Does Not Come From A Job. It Comes From Knowing What You Truly Value, And Behaving In A Way That’s Consistent With Those Beliefs. Many People Today Resent The Suggestion That They’re In Charge Of The Way They Feel.those People Are Mistaken. That Was A Big Lesson And I Learned It Several Hundred Times Before It Stuck. What You Do, Who You’re With, And How You Feel About The World Around You, Is Completely Up To You.

I'm Allergic To Rocks Hitting Me In The Face.