New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It

Happiness Is A Very Small Desk And A Very Big Wastebasket.

As Much As We Admire All The Characteristics Of A Ronald Reagan, As Soon As Something Goes Wrong, People Will Hate Those Same Characteristics.

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If Somebody Accuses You In A Story Of Being A Crook, You Can Demand That They Prove It. But If A Comic Says It And You Protest, People Say, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Take A Joke?

A Sigh Is An Amplifier For People Who Suffer In Silence.