My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score

The First Thing You Do When You Get Out To Center Field Is Put Up Your Finger And Check The Wind Chill Factor.

It Was So Cold Today That I Saw A Dog Chasing A Cat, And The Dog Was Walking.

Pitching Is 80% Of The Game And The Other Half Is Hitting And Fielding.

Me And George And Billy Are Two Of A Kind.

Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Got Control Over, 'cause If You Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'. And Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Don't Got Control Over, 'cause If You Don't Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'.