In Most Hierarchies, Supercompetence Is More Objectionable

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.

Humility Is The Embarrassment You Feel When You Tell People How Wonderful You Are.

An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows A Man How Smart He Would Have Been Not To Have Taken It.

A Censor Is An Expert In Cutting Remarks. A Censor Is A Man Who Knows More Than He Thinks You Ought To.

As A Matter Of Fact Is An Expression That Precedes Many An Expression That Isn't.