In All My Life I Have Treated

"i Pay My Taxes," Says Somebody, As If That Were An Act Of Virtue Instead Of One Of Compulsion.

My Headmaster Chastised Me With A Diabolical Instrument A Leather Strap Tacked To A Piece Of Wood But He Taught Me With Such Villainous Success That I Am Now Prime Minister.

Never Take Any Notice Of Anonymous Letters, Unless You Get A Few Thousand On The Same Subject.

We Took The Name 'liberal' Because We Were Determined To Be A Progressive Party, Willing To Make Experiments, In No Sense Reactionary But Believing In The Individual, His Rights, And His Enterprise, And Rejecting The Socialist Panacea.

The Great Vice Of Democracy Is That For A Generation We Have Been Busy Getting Ourselves On To The List Of Beneficiaries And Removing Ourselves From The List Of Contributors, As If Somewhere There Was Somebody Else's Effort On Which We Could Thrive.