I Was Always The Guy - Out

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.

I've Never Had A Writer, And I'm Proud Of That. Everything I've Per­formed Has Been From My Own Head.

I Don't Care If The Average Guy On The Street Really Knows What I'm Like, As Long As He Knows I'm Not Really A Mean, Vicious Guy. My Friends And Family Know What I'm Really Like. That's What's Important.

The Old Days Were The Old Days. And They Were Great Days. But Now Is Now.

Some People Say Funny Things - But I Say Things Funny.