I've Rarely Said The Word "lord," Unless

Plus, In One Of His E-mails, The Guy Said He Didn't Like Pancakes. What Kind Of Asshole Doesn't Like Pancakes?

I Prefer The Earlier Birth Control Techniques, Which Ranged From The Delicious (using Honey As A Spermicide) To The Aerobic (jumping Backward Seven Times After Coitus).

I Always Thought The Name Of Utah’s Major Newspaper Was Some Sort Of Weird Misspelling Of The Word “desert.” But No, Deseret Is The “land Of The Honeybee,” According To The Book Of Mormon. I Guess I Should Have Figured They Would Have Caught A Typo In The Masthead After 154 Years.

If My Former Self And My Current Self Met For Coffee, They'd Get Along Ok, But They'd Both Probably Walk Out Of The Starbucks Shaking Their Heads And Saying To Themselves, “that Guy Is Kinda Delusional.”

Unconditional Love Is An Illogical Notion, But Such A Great And Powerful One.