I Still Have Drive, But Everything Is

I Do Situations And Make Fun Of Authority And Life.

I Was Nice To The People In The Philippines For The Two And A Half Years I Was There, Because I Knew Even­tually I'd Have To Kiss Up To Them So My Grandchildren Could Have Toys.

The Old Days Were The Old Days. And They Were Great Days. But Now Is Now.

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

Yeah, I Make Fun Of Blacks, And Why Not? I'm Not A Black.