I Just Want To Be A Professional.

And That's The Way I Have Always Lived, For The Laughs – Today. N-o-w. No Other Way.

. . . Children - Not Kids. Kids Are Goats. I've Always Spoken Of My Children As Children.

I'm The Only Man In The World With A Marriage Licence Made Out To Whom It May Concern.

Someone Once Asked Me What I Want On My Epitaph When I Pass Away. Just The Words 'i Tried.' That's What This Game Of Life Is All About. Trying. There's The Tryers, The Criers, And The Liars.

I Don't Regret Anything I've Ever Done. I Only Wish I Could Have Done More.