I Became A Better Pitcher When I

When I Came Over Here (the National League), I Always Heard It Was A Stronger League, With Amphetamines All Over The Clubhouse, But All I Found Was Michelob Dry.

The Future Is Much Like The Present, Only Longer.

Reggie Jackson Hit One Off Me That's Still Burrowing Its Way To Los Angeles.

Natural Grass Is A Wonderful Thing For Little Bugs And Sinkerball Pitchers.

The Best Thing About Baseball Is There's No Homework.