I Am Fine With The Fact That

I Certainly Like The Rumour That I Was The Father Of Elizabeth Hurley's Baby. It Made Me Think I Could Impregnate Women In A Different Way To Everyone Else. Elizabeth And I Were Never Alone In A Room Together, So I Must Be A Very Powerful Man Indeed. Actually, I'm Thinking Of Suing The Baby!

As For My Personal Life, I'd Love To Start A Family Of My Own. I Think I'd Make A Great Dad, And I Think Shortly I Would Make A Great Husband.

To Be A Comedian, You Have To Have Some Darkness Behind It. I Certainly Draw On My Past, And It Helps.

If There's A Silence In A Room I'll Try To Fill It As Soon As Humanly Possible.

I Got Sober Because I Was Worried I Was Going To Die Next Year.