How Old Would You Be If You

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.