He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots

I'd Give All The Champagne I've Ever Drunk To Be Playing Alongside Him In A Big European Match At Old Trafford.

He Can't Kick With His Left Foot, He Can't Head A Ball, He Can't Tackle And He Doesn't Score Many Goals. Apart From That He's All Right.

When They First Installed All-seater Stadiums Everyone Predicted That The Fans Wouldn't Stand For It

To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching A Point.

Maybe 'loner' Is Too Strong A Word, But I've Always Enjoyed Being On My Own.