Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.