Doing Nothing Is Very Hard To Do...

I Like My Sex The Way I Play Basketball, One On One With As Little Dribbling As Possible.

The Actual Distance A Bad Golfer Is Going To Hit The Ball With Any Club Obviously Depends On Many Factors, Not The Least Of Which Is Whether The Ball Was Actually Hit At All.

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

I'm A Professional Actor. If I Was A Plumber, I Wouldn't Just Do My Plumbing In Beverly Hills Bathrooms; I'd Like To Install Air Conditioning Units And A Few Other Things.

There's An Old Saying That God Exists In Your Search For Him. I Just Want You To Understand That I Ain't Looking.