Being Crazy Isn't Enough.

If You Get A Chance, Take It. If It Changes Your Life, Let It. Nobody Said It'd Be Easy, They Just Promised It Would Be Worth It.

So Be Sure When You Step, Step With Care And Great Tact. And Remember That Life's A Great Balancing Act. And Will You Succeed? Yes! You Will, Indeed! (98 And ¾ Percent Guaranteed) Kid, You'll Move Mountains.

Today Is Gone. Today Was Fun. Tomorrow Is Another One. Every Day, From Here To There, Funny Things Are Everywhere.

Writing Simply Means No Dependent Clauses, No Dangling Things, No Flashbacks, And Keeping The Subject Near The Predicate. We Throw In As Many Fresh Words We Can Get Away With. Simple, Short Sentences Don't Always Work. You Have To Do Tricks With Pacing, Alternate Long Sentences With Short, To Keep It Vital And Alive.... Virtually Every Page Is A Cliffhanger--you've Got To Force Them To Turn It."~

Whenever Things Go A Bit Sour In A Job I'm Doing, I Always Tell Myself, 'you Can Do Better Than This.'