An Optimist Is The Person Who Has

Most Of The People Living In New York Have Come Here From The Far To Try To Make Enough Money To Go Back To The Farm

Pity The Meek, For They Shall Inherit The Earth.

An Optimist Is A Guy That Has Never Had Much Experience.

From 'the Lesson Of The Moth': And Before I Could Argue Him Out Of His Philosophy He Went And Immolated Himself On A Patent Cigar Lighter I Do Not Agree With Him Myself I Would Rather Have Half The Happiness And Twice The Longevity But At The Same Time I Wish There Was Something I Wanted As Badly As He Wanted To Fry Himself

There Is Always A Comforting Thought In Time Of Trouble When It Is Not Our Trouble.