A Man's Eroticism Is A Woman's Sexuality.

News Reports Stand Up As People, And People Wither Into Editorials. Clichés Walk Around On Two Legs While Men Are Having Theirs Shot Off.

Journalist: A Person Without Any Ideas But With An Ability To Express Them; A Writer Whose Skill Is Improved By A Deadline: The More Time He Has, The Worse He Writes.

It Is A Mystery To Me How A Theologian Can Be Praised For Having Brought Himself To Disbelieve Dogmas. I've Always Thought That Those Who Have Brought Themselves To Believe In Dogmas Merit The True Recognition Owing A Heroic Deed.

Most Critics Write Critiques Which Are By The Authors They Write Critiques About. That Would Not Be So Bad, But Then Most Authorswrite Works Which Are By The Critics Who Write Critiques About Them.

A Bibliophile Has Approximately The Same Relationship To Literature As A Philatelist To Geography.