A Man May Be A Tough, Concentrated,

My Headmaster Chastised Me With A Diabolical Instrument A Leather Strap Tacked To A Piece Of Wood But He Taught Me With Such Villainous Success That I Am Now Prime Minister.

I Am One Of The Few Men Honest Enough To Say They Do Not Understand Women.

I Did But See Her Passing By And Yet I Love Her Till I Die.

"i Pay My Taxes," Says Somebody, As If That Were An Act Of Virtue Instead Of One Of Compulsion.

One Thing About Bureaucrats Is That They Never Swallow Their Young. Leave Them Alone And You'll Find Them Increasing Every Year.